My abs have very little to do with this story except for the fact that I was working on my abs in the aerobic room during this particular story. Steven was finishing up his cardio, and I was doing V-ups (something that is rarely done now). I was nearly finished when this stumpy body builder guy comes in and asks me if I minded if he worked on his rountine.
In my mind I was thinking he was just going to watch himself go through a few poses, so I just turned the other direction. I wasn't really interested in watching his 'show'. As I was finishing up the last of the V-ups when I actually saw what I had gotten myself into. Coming up to an almost sitting position, I saw him. I was frozen. I caught him with his pants down. Literally. Underneath his workout shorts he was sporting a shiny metalic blue semi-man thong. They weren't quite bikini briefs, and not yet a thong. I guess I could call the little blue 'outfit' bikini brongs (brief+thong). He stood back up and started posing. I high-tailed it out of there. I think I've been scarred for life.
When I told Steven, he didn't believe me. Big mistake. He walks in there thinking I was playing a big joke on him. He is now scarred for life as well.
The story's not over yet. A few years back Steven and I were at church, and I see this guy walking down the hall. He's staring at me with one of those smiles that says, "I've seen you before." I recognized him a little bit, but couldn't place where. Then it hit me...he was the blue bikini brong guy! I am certain if he were sporting The Brong, I would have recognized him! The only way this situation could have been worse was if he looked like this in his brong...
Now you're scarred for life too!