What exactly do you do all day?
I would be so bored staying at home.
Is there enough for you to do to keep you busy?
A man
came home from work and found his 3 children
outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The
door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign
of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had
been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the
T...V was on
loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and
various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of
sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might
be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle
of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her
pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day
went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She
again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and
you ask me what in the world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous
reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
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