Pinterest is of the devil. I am thoroughly convinced. All those delicious recipes, crafts, decor ideas, DIY's, they all make themselves appear to be so simple. I pin those suckers, and well, the only thing I do about it is pin...except the recipes. Those I cook. Too bad I don't pin the smoothies or 'green drinks'. Nope I pin stuff like this...
Hello Carbs. I love you. I want to break you apart, slather on some butter, and gobble you up.
Oh gosh. I'm blushing. I shouldn't be talking to my carbs like that on the web. Forgive me.
Now, if I could just talk you people into eating these same items then you too would put on the weight as well. Then I wouldn't feel so bad for myself. Then I would be surrounded by others who have a buldging mid-section. Then I would feel...I would feel...I would feel like I could conquer the world. At the very least by sitting on it. I am going to be one l-a-r-g-e lady after consuming these calories. Large and happy!