- Maternity pants are cute on other pregnant women.
- Maternity pants do not stay where they should...on your hips/waist.
- Maternity pants show my crack way more than it should be shown.
- Maternity pants leave you constantly pulling up or adjusting them for the reason listed above.
- Maternity pants are of the devil.
There you have it. My take on maternity pants. This could be the reason why I'm still rocking my old jeans rigged with a rubber band. Those and yoga pants. Yoga pants are of the Lord. The stretch and move and stay in place. If you see me in public, make sure you pay tribute to my yoga pants.