My abs have very little to do with this story except for the fact that I was working on my abs in the aerobic room during this particular story. Steven was finishing up his cardio, and I was doing V-ups (something that is rarely done now). I was nearly finished when this stumpy body builder guy comes in and asks me if I minded if he worked on his rountine.
In my mind I was thinking he was just going to watch himself go through a few poses, so I just turned the other direction. I wasn't really interested in watching his 'show'. As I was finishing up the last of the V-ups when I actually saw what I had gotten myself into. Coming up to an almost sitting position, I saw him. I was frozen. I caught him with his pants down. Literally. Underneath his workout shorts he was sporting a shiny metalic blue semi-man thong. They weren't quite bikini briefs, and not yet a thong. I guess I could call the little blue 'outfit' bikini brongs (brief+thong). He stood back up and started posing. I high-tailed it out of there. I think I've been scarred for life.
When I told Steven, he didn't believe me. Big mistake. He walks in there thinking I was playing a big joke on him. He is now scarred for life as well.
The story's not over yet. A few years back Steven and I were at church, and I see this guy walking down the hall. He's staring at me with one of those smiles that says, "I've seen you before." I recognized him a little bit, but couldn't place where. Then it hit me...he was the blue bikini brong guy! I am certain if he were sporting The Brong, I would have recognized him! The only way this situation could have been worse was if he looked like this in his brong...
Now you're scarred for life too!
LOL, that is hilarious!! I needed a laugh today! =)
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